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But...I Don't Wanna Date!

August 04, 2019 by Dixie Perkinson in life

I can’t believe I’ve gone this long without being in a relationship. It’s a scary feeling when you’re a 36 year old woman with an unstable career choice who desires stability and a family. I’m constantly breathing in the unknown and breathing out my attraction to men who don’t file their taxes. 

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August 04, 2019 /Dixie Perkinson
self-love, dating, men, Sex
life
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Who Farted?

July 15, 2018 by Dixie Perkinson in life

The origin of the word gaslighting was that some guy farted in a dark room and then shinned the light at another person, declaring that he was the one that farted. The accused person drove himself to insanity because he was led to believe that he couldn’t even tell if he was farting or not. That’s the story, right? 


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July 15, 2018 /Dixie Perkinson
men, dating, pain
life
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Tinder Conversing

May 29, 2018 by Dixie Perkinson in life

Is there anything worse than Tinder conversing? Well, other than dying alone? Or worse, Bumble, where the woman has to send a witty message to a complete stranger while there’s a ticking clock? Dying alone doesn’t sound that bad after all. 

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May 29, 2018 /Dixie Perkinson
men, dating, womanhood, fear
life
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